You get home from a long day at work and turn on the TV. It’s been a long week, so you think to yourself- maybe i’ll take the family to a movie on Saturday. Maybe we’ll even go on a vacation soon! We could visit museums and go to plays and see all sorts of fun attractions.
When you turned the TV on, nothing happened. There are no actors to entertain you.
When you went to the movie theater, nothing was showing. There were no advertisements to tell you that anything was showing, so you went to the theater to find out. Nothing playing. There is no one to film and create movies for you. Well at least your vacation will be fun, right? Not like there will be any plays to see and there won’t be anything in the art museums.
Well at least you have the shack you are living in that you made out of cardboard and sheets.
Not like you could find an architect to build you a house with all the money you’re making as an engineer.
THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME
THERE WOULD BE NO ROAD SIGNS OR INFORMATIONAL BROCHURES
THERE WOULD BE NO GODDAMN KEYS ON YOUR FUCKING LAPTOP
I WOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE BUT WITHOUT GRAPHIC DESIGN HOW WOULD I LEARN TO DO THAT
lol I guess that community college that was completed fairly recently by my dad a county down built itself
I just sent this tweet to NBC.
If these majors are so useless, then who designed the graphic used to announce this on your show?
The “useless” refers to the job market prospects of these majors. It doesn’t make a whole lot of sense to pursue an education which costs tens of thousands of dollars that are not going to guarantee some form of success later in life. If you’re passionate about these fields then maybe it is the major for you. Just know that the market is already flooded with people who are unable to find a decent job in these areas and you will be joining the ranks of the non-employed.
I am the left brain. I am a scientist. A mathematician. I love the familiar. I categorize. I am accurate. Linear. Analytical. Strategic. I am practical. Always in control. A master of words and language. Realistic. I calculate questions and play with numbers. I am order. I am logic. I know exactly who I am.
I am the right brain. I am creativity. A free spirit. I am passion. Yearning. Sensuality. I am the sound of roaring laughter. I am taste. The feeling of sand beneath bare feet. I am movement. Vivid colors. I am the urge to paint on an empty canvas. I am boundless imagination. Art. Poetry. I sense. I feel. I am everything I wanted to be.
CAN I BE AMBRAINDEXTROUS
Actually, it doesn’t quite work that way. Yes, some functions tend to be lateralized on one side or the other but that does not mean it operates exclusively separate from the other side. For example, look at speech and language. Many of the components for speech tend to be lateralized on the left side of the brain. Yet, pragmatics - the component that allows you to read body language and tonalaties - is almost always lateralized on the right. The two sides of the brain work together to function and there are some whose functions are lateralized on the opposite sides. Trying to make it seem like two separate things is not how the brain works. It is a collective hole that operates together, not separate.
Is graduation here yet? Ugh.
“Recreate any Game/Film/Album cover using ONLY Clipart and Comic Sans”
“The only reason that I own most of my consoles and hand-held devices is so I can play the entirety of the Kingdom Hearts series.”
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Fairy cakes FTW!
This will forever be the song I turn to when I need to get tears flowing